Saturday, May 14, 2005 @5/14/2005 05:07:00 PM
I have heard before that Engineers make better husbands. From somewhere, someone. How having an Engineering husband is more stable. Though on a personal note I think all EE guys are quite erm, block-headed. In a good way though.. *no offence esp to Gil, Francis and Johnny* Keke..
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up
their tent,and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute :
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, then
speaks. "Practically speaking ... someone has stolen our tent".
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